Catfish with a shotgun
Give me any two fictional characters and I’ll tell you which I’d rather date.
senoritas

I think I was up at like 2 am two weeks ago and wrote this tl;dr and found it again in my drafts. Man my opinions are out of control at 2am good thing I sleep at normal hours so I don’t blow over tiny details like this all the time

Regarded this TINY NOT ALL THAT SERIOUS PICTURE

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When your fandom is having a Shipping War

allyouneedisathneed:

midorilied:

THIS COULD NEVER BE A MORE ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME.

ktullanyx:

I’m literally like 5 years old or something

no no, you should have named ness FAP for the gigyas fight you fool- *SHOT*

Describe your muse and then yourself with a gif

pantomimes-lumineuses:

jabberdoxy:

acapelladitty:

Muse

Me

Muse:

Me:

Muse:

Me:

or alternatively

muse: 

me: 

I reblog something
Followers: reblog
Followers: reblog
Followers: reblog
Followers: reblog
I post something:
Followers:
Followers:
Followers:
Followers: ...
Me: guys
Me: hey guys
sejii:

lordlargeorangesofdickery:

wastelandlogic:

irimonster:

pantomimes-lumineuses:

lucylegion:


Why isn’t it summer vacation yet?


aww yeah breakless, servicing-almost-200-people-in-one-hour-shifts


Came home, stripped into pink watermelon booty shorts, and switched out contacts for my glasses. Feel comfy.


Came back from class all pumped to study for exams as usual.




Considering that I haven’t been out of my house for a substantial amount of time for 5+ months and probably won’t be able to for another two years I look pretty good


LET ME ADD A SMILING FACE TO THIS LIST OF UNHAPPINESS.
THAT IS AN OVER THE HEDGE BLANKET YES.
YES THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME BEFORE I GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES PROBABLY
I ALWAYS LOUNGE WHEN I’M ON THE INTERNET. SITTING IS FER LOSERS *SHOT*

sejii:

lordlargeorangesofdickery:

wastelandlogic:

irimonster:

pantomimes-lumineuses:

lucylegion:

Why isn’t it summer vacation yet?

aww yeah breakless, servicing-almost-200-people-in-one-hour-shifts

Came home, stripped into pink watermelon booty shorts, and switched out contacts for my glasses. Feel comfy.

Came back from class all pumped to study for exams as usual.

Considering that I haven’t been out of my house for a substantial amount of time for 5+ months and probably won’t be able to for another two years I look pretty good

LET ME ADD A SMILING FACE TO THIS LIST OF UNHAPPINESS.

THAT IS AN OVER THE HEDGE BLANKET YES.

YES THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME BEFORE I GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES PROBABLY

I ALWAYS LOUNGE WHEN I’M ON THE INTERNET. SITTING IS FER LOSERS *SHOT*

jennittles:

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

at least he’s embracing it now

jennittles:

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

at least he’s embracing it now